Answered By My Ex Boyfriend... Before And After The Break Up.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...?
» I committed suicide:
then: be fair dissapointed and sad.
now: shit on you grave.. nah be a little dissapointed, look after your mum, sex her up a little bit
» I said I liked you:
then:be hell shocked, and shy.
now: here we go again....
» I kissed you:
then: fork you.. nah i'd kiss you back.
now: here we go again lol
» I lived next door to you:
then: piss you off everynight.
now: make you come round and play xbox with me all the time
» I started smoking:
then: never share mine with you.
now: make you share, even though you smoke, because of me
» I stole something:
then: if it was lollies, i'd demand you share.
now: make you share it if it was good
» I was hospitalized:
then: come visit you, bring you cake.
now: come bring you lollies and flowers
» I ran away from home:
then: call, find out where you are, let you stay at mine.
now: make you stay here, play xbox
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
then: call my cousins brugh..
now: get you to tell me who it was so i could shank em
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY..?
then: you're a pretty gay kid :] but a cool gay.
now: your a bit of a gay cunt
then: 'they are usually, a mixture of green and blue and have this little yellow-ness in the middle sometimes' lol
now: big and pretty and colourful
then: cute expressions.
then: SIDEFRINGELYKEMO ..extentions are nice :]
now: scene, lol
then: i have no idea what you wear.
then: you havn't been mean..so nice manners.
now: you have none
 Who are you?
then: nathannotorious baby (H)
now: nathannotorious ohhhyeh
 Are we friends?
then: hope so.
now: as of 2 hours ago
 When and how did we meet?
now: i stayed over at your house because my friend wanted me to date you and then dump you the next week... but then i fell for you
 How have I affected you?
then: i now have something to do saturday night.
now: do NOT even get me started
 What do you think of me?
then: pretty cool kid.
now: your a two faced cunt
 What's the fondest memory you have of me?
then: talking about jackshit on the phone for 3 hours.
now: having sex in every room in your house.... in the same night... and in the same room as your mum
 How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
then: friends? hopefully a while. enemies? hope never.
 Do you love me?
then: OmFgZ LyK I LuFfZ yOoH..lol
now: used to
 Have I ever hurt you?
then: not yet :|
now: lol ?
 Would you hug me?
then: fer sure maybe fer sure.
 Would you kiss me?
then: fer sure maybe fer sure.
now: here we go again...
 Would you fuck me?
then: fer s..WHAT?! LOL CHILD PORN
now: been there done that... at least 1000 times
 Would you date me?
then: most likely.
now: been there done that... at least 1000 times :p
 Are we close?
then: nigguh we is tight haha.
now: are we?
 Emotionally, what stands out?
then: EMOtionally ..the bit in bold.
now: emo, you
 Do you wish I was cooler?
then: nah coz you're PRETTY COOL!!!
now: your not cool, at all
 On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
now: -10 :D
 Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
then: GAY..coz you're gay? or FLICK..coz you flick poo?
now: dog cunt because you are one
 Am I lovable?
then: you're cute..that counts.
now: AHAH you go alright
 How long have you known me?
then: 2 DAYS :|
now: 2 years
 Describe me in one word.
 What was your first impression?
then: "damn, flicks a pretty stupid nickname for kamilla"
now: fuck shes tall
 Do you still think that way about me now?
now: no, coz your short
 What do you think my weakness is?
then: a bullet to your kneecap?
now: hipbones, same as me lol ;)
 Do you think I'll get married?
then: i dont know.
 What about me makes you happy?
then: you eat oreos, and oreos own.
now: how retarded we get around each other
 What about me makes you sad?
then: the fact you think paris hilton isn't pretty :[[[[
now: when your a cunt to me
 What reminds you of me?
then: neighbours, oreos, cookies.
now: jesus christ theres so much, uhmm...... sitting in my loung room smoking watching movies at night
 What's something you would change about me?
then: i'd change your arm into a really long penis..and laugh at it.
now: make you not a cunt
 How well do you know me?
then: 2 days well..
now: VERY well
 Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
then: i usually dont think before i say..so i guess not.
 Do you think I would kill someone?
then: nope.. too innocent.
now: your too weak
Changes A Little... Huh?