Answered By My Ex Boyfriend... Before And After The Break Up.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...?
» I committed suicide:
then: be fair dissapointed and sad.
now: shit on you grave.. nah be a little dissapointed, look after your mum, sex her up a little bit
» I said I liked you:
then:be hell shocked, and shy.
now: here we go again....
» I kissed you:
then: fork you.. nah i'd kiss you back.
now: here we go again lol
» I lived next door to you:
then: piss you off everynight.
now: make you come round and play xbox with me all the time
» I started smoking:
then: never share mine with you.
now: make you share, even though you smoke, because of me
» I stole something:
then: if it was lollies, i'd demand you share.
now: make you share it if it was good
» I was hospitalized:
then: come visit you, bring you cake.
now: come bring you lollies and flowers
» I ran away from home:
then: call, find out where you are, let you stay at mine.
now: make you stay here, play xbox
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
then: call my cousins brugh..
now: get you to tell me who it was so i could shank em
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY..?
» Personality:
then: you're a pretty gay kid :] but a cool gay.
now: your a bit of a gay cunt
» Eyes:
then: 'they are usually, a mixture of green and blue and have this little yellow-ness in the middle sometimes' lol
now: big and pretty and colourful
» Face:
then: cute expressions.
now: gay
» Hair:
then: SIDEFRINGELYKEMO ..extentions are nice :]
now: scene, lol
» Clothes:
then: i have no idea what you wear.
now: scene
» Mannerisms:
then: you havn't been mean..so nice manners.
now: you have none
[1] Who are you?
then: nathannotorious baby (H)
now: nathannotorious ohhhyeh
[2] Are we friends?
then: hope so.
now: as of 2 hours ago
[3] When and how did we meet?
then: MYTHPATHE
now: i stayed over at your house because my friend wanted me to date you and then dump you the next week... but then i fell for you
[4] How have I affected you?
then: i now have something to do saturday night.
now: do NOT even get me started
[5] What do you think of me?
then: pretty cool kid.
now: your a two faced cunt
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
then: talking about jackshit on the phone for 3 hours.
now: having sex in every room in your house.... in the same night... and in the same room as your mum
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
then: friends? hopefully a while. enemies? hope never.
now: LOL
[8] Do you love me?
then: OmFgZ LyK I LuFfZ yOoH..lol
now: used to
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
then: not yet :|
now: lol ?
[10] Would you hug me?
then: fer sure maybe fer sure.
now: yeah
[11] Would you kiss me?
then: fer sure maybe fer sure.
now: here we go again...
[12] Would you fuck me?
then: fer s..WHAT?! LOL CHILD PORN
now: been there done that... at least 1000 times
[12] Would you date me?
then: most likely.
now: been there done that... at least 1000 times :p
[13] Are we close?
then: nigguh we is tight haha.
now: are we?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
then: EMOtionally ..the bit in bold.
now: emo, you
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
then: nah coz you're PRETTY COOL!!!
now: your not cool, at all
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
then: 9
now: -10 :D
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
then: GAY..coz you're gay? or FLICK..coz you flick poo?
now: dog cunt because you are one
[18] Am I lovable?
then: you're cute..that counts.
now: AHAH you go alright
[19] How long have you known me?
then: 2 DAYS :|
now: 2 years
[20] Describe me in one word.
then: SAUCE
now: faggot
[21] What was your first impression?
then: "damn, flicks a pretty stupid nickname for kamilla"
now: fuck shes tall
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
then: haha..yes.
now: no, coz your short
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
then: a bullet to your kneecap?
now: hipbones, same as me lol ;)
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
then: i dont know.
now: never
[25] What about me makes you happy?
then: you eat oreos, and oreos own.
now: how retarded we get around each other
[26] What about me makes you sad?
then: the fact you think paris hilton isn't pretty :[[[[
now: when your a cunt to me
[27] What reminds you of me?
then: neighbours, oreos, cookies.
now: jesus christ theres so much, uhmm...... sitting in my loung room smoking watching movies at night
[28] What's something you would change about me?
then: i'd change your arm into a really long penis..and laugh at it.
now: make you not a cunt
[29] How well do you know me?
then: 2 days well..
now: VERY well
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
then: i usually dont think before i say..so i guess not.
now: yep.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
then: nope.. too innocent.
now: your too weak
Changes A Little... Huh?
